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I Took a Job as a Table.

I took a job as a tableThe pay was good my knees were sore I offered services door to door wealthy neighbourhoods loved my wares they said that I was niche bored of regular furniture well this stuff lives and breaths people said I had no dignity but my salary said that I did you might be a builder a cleaner an admin assistant a junior level genealogist we do some things for money and some we do for love I’m a well paid table please use a coaster there are rules like any other job you’ve got to be on time keep the noise down and not move at all whatsoever unless instructed otherwise similar to one of the guards outside the palace the ones with the dead eyes before you tell me I’m a prostitute a hired bag of meat ask yourself what are you and then hire me and put up your feet.